Written by CPU at 11:22 6/4-2017
About 4 years ago the team manager tried out a cocktail of various drugs and woke up to find himself in the middle of a forest. After a very long time walking around in circles he managed to walk into civilization by accident a month ago and decided to start the triumphant return of CPU he had been planning all this time. Unfortunately all he found was 9 40 year olds sitting around smoking cigars and playing poker waiting for their long awaited salary. After firing them, confiscating their poker money and robbing a nearby Merchandise shop he still found he only had a small amount of money. He naturally decided to buy some pingers with this, which turned out to be the best possible use as after spiking 3 young talents at a youth tour he managed to get them to sign to join CPU before selling them off to bigger and better teams making a tidy profit. He also found an unemployed old rider lying around and with the help of a cheeky bit of speed before every race has caused him to get results never seen before in his career. All around a good (if marginally legal) return considering and I am sure if the board hadn't all died of old age they would be impressed as well.
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